March brings warmer weather, a little mud (if you’re lucky), an awakening of gophers (if you’re less lucky), and the piano tuner.

Municipal planners in Toronto are getting an early start on arranging the Stanley Cup parade route, which will be held shortly after the Maple Leafs win their first National Hockey League title since 1967.

For his entire professional golfing career, Tiger Woods has been chasing the legendary Jack Nicklaus’s major-title record of 18. Now, he has another immortal to try to emulate — Ben Hogan.

It is one year since the COVID-19 pandemic hit the Canadians. Our government had no choice but to shut down all kinds of activities and impose physical restrictions.

This interview should have taken place in a “second rate” British Tabloid that we hear so much about. I thought the Oprah Show was generally a classier production!

“Mom, when can I go to one of those schools where the children each get their own little slate to write on?”

Discovering a new passion is a lot like falling in love for the first time. In the beginning, you just cannot get enough of it, and you wonder what you ever thought about before.

A man and his wife were sound asleep at 5 in the morning, when the husband felt the soft nudge of his dog’s nose repeatedly pushing his hand. Thinking his dog needed to go outside, the husband dragged himself out of bed.

Canadian hockey fans are blessed with the best of the four National Hockey League divisions.

This saying aptly describes today’s version of free speech: “I love free speech. I also love ignore, mute and block.”

Canada’s Conservatives have been working hard to fight the Liberals’ flawed firearms policies. In this column, I want to bring you up to date with the most recent developments.

Money has generally been created on the backs of the hard working people, but now it seems there are many ways to create money.

If goaltending quality were used to rate the Canadian teams in the National Hockey League, mark the Montreal Canadiens down as the presumptive champion of the North Division this summer.

On Good Friday, April 14, 1865, Abraham Lincoln was assassinated at Ford’s Theatre in Washington by John Wilkes Booth, an actor, who thought he was helping the south.

Last week Trudeau was telling us how he was making all Canadians safer by buying all our guns back and banning most firearms. The next day he announces that we have too many Indian and Black criminals in jail.

The Jim Rutherford-Ron Hextall story — spaced out over 50 years — has movie potential.

How one person can A ten-year-old asked, “What’s the difference between a banana and bananas?” His answer: “One is just a banana, the other is crazy.”

Thank God for our good old fossil fuel! Without it, we would all have been in dire straits the last three or four weeks. I wonder how many windmills and solar panels it would have taken to keep our homes warm.

Many of you have contacted my office about the recently announced international travel measures. People are worried about the new testing and quarantine requirements, as well as what that means for them and their rights.

Prairie folk love a weather story. We mark certain years, even decades, by memorable weather events, and use storms or extreme temperatures or even winds as a yardstick for recalling other important happenings like weddings or births.